Dear !angeline-M (https://www.deviantart.com/angeline-m) and :icon0oArtNuto0: ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your memories from the military services to you, but I'll keep your neighbor, Martin, as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break the incarnation of an Eskimo.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, go burn,
Buyobuyoneko (akaGreyFowl)